There is little that is truly “known” about the man named Bryan Chu, but there have been volumes of speculation regarding his origins. It is believed his great-grandfather was the man who stole and consumed the ear of Van Gogh, and that since then the Chu dynasty has been endowed with a mystical mastery of the arts. Each generation was gifted with a different manifestion of the power. The aforementioned great-grandfather left Arles, France after consuming the ear, and immigrated to America, where he single-handedly built the transcontinental railroad in six months. The original plan was for five hundred Asian immigrants to complete the task in five years, but since Mr. Chu took care of it, they all just kind of hung out and played Ultimate frisbee.
With the blood of Van Gogh’s ear still flowing through his veins, Bryan Chu has become a force to be reckoned with in the world of competitive cartooning. He is currently training to be on the U.S. Olympic Cartooning team at the 2012 London Olympics. He will, he will, ROCK YOU!
With the blood of Van Gogh’s ear still flowing through his veins, Bryan Chu has become a force to be reckoned with in the world of competitive cartooning. He is currently training to be on the U.S. Olympic Cartooning team at the 2012 London Olympics. He will, he will, ROCK YOU!
-Phil Fine, Editor-in-Cheeseburgers of Dudeles Inc.
Contact:
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Contact:
E-mail - howchuyoudo[at]gmail[dot]com